It would seem that a meeting between rocker Ted Nugent and cyborg Mitt Romney would be one of those matter-anti-matter events that would explode the entire time-space continuum.
But besides being local, politics is nothing if not a bed of odd fellows. Nugent who illegally kills Alaskan bears with arrows (left his Bowie knife at home?), has endorsed Romney, who once lamely told a group of hunters that he has hunted “varmints.”
Now, Nugent, annoyed with the way the Constitution allowed the Supreme Court to up and rule that Obamacare is, well–constitutional, opined that it would have been better if the South won the American Civil War–or as the grays liked to call it–the War of Northern Aggression.
“Because our legislative, judicial and executive branches of government hold the 10th Amendment in contempt, I’m beginning to wonder if it would have been best had the South won the Civil War. Our Founding Fathers’ concept of limited government is dead.”
Haha. That whacky Nuge, master of the of presidential decapitation metaphor.
Having lived for some years in Dixie, I found Nugent’s Civil War yearning nothing new. And if one ignores, like Nugent, that the war’s major accomplishment was ending the horrific institution of slavery, many liberals might agree with Ted.
If the South won and North America evolved as a loose confederacy of states (think European Union, with the Southern states playing the parts of Greece, Italy, Spain and Portugal), the government in Washington, D.C., probably would have had a hard time herding the cats into questionable involvements like the Spanish-American War, World War I or those never-ending land wars in Asia and the Middle East.
Former Gov. Jon Huntsman, the GOP’s maverick failed-presidential candidate, is in the news again, annoying Republicans by making sense.
Huntsman, failing to win the GOP’s presidential nomination, apparently has gone on to become his party’s conscience. He recently announced he will not attend the Republican National Convention because the party that nominated fellow-Mormon Mitt Romney sucks too much.
OK, that’s not exactly what Huntsman said. He said something more shaming about the Party of Lincoln in which he came of age as a delegate for St. Ronald of California.
“I will not be attending this year’s convention, nor any Republican convention in the future, until the party focuses on a bigger, bolder, more confident future for the United States – a future based on problem solving, inclusiveness, and a willingness to address the trust deficit, which is every bit as corrosive as our fiscal and economic deficits.”
This is the same guy who stung fellow Mormon Mitt with a “Country First” campaign theme–after Romney attacked him for serving as ambassador to China for Obama.
“[Romney] criticized me… for serving my country in China. Yes, under a Democrat. Like my two sons are doing in the United States Navy. They’re not asking [what] political affiliation the president is…. I will always put my country first.”
(If you recall, none of Romney’s many children have served in the military.)
Of course, all this embarrassing turmoil could be cleared up if Rep. Jim Matheson, who is again snubbing the Democratic Convention, simply joined the Republicans in Tampa and Huntsman took Jim’s seat at the Democratic convention.
The treat of seeing Saturday’s Voyeur at the Salt Lake Acting company each summer is learning what cultural fumbles and foibles playwrights Nancy Borgenicht and Allen Nevins seize on to populate the annual production with characters and storylines and songs, and how they twist those events into a trenchant commentary on our community.
In 2012, the plot of Saturday’s Voyeur doesn’t have quite the same “ripped from the headlines” feel as some past editions, but their satirical targets are just as worthy of the mocking they take at the hands (and voices) of an overwhelmingly excellent cast of performers.
This year’s version takes on bigger issues than the day-to-day political buffoonery that happens at the Legislature or the Salt Lake City Council. The roles of women, gays and Democrats within the Mormon Church during this Mitt Romney-driven “Mormon Moment” are the focus of the action, providing plenty of humor as well as some serious social critiques.
The majority of the action takes place in the Church Office Building, where sexual politics–as well as presidential politics–rule the lives of “undercover” lefties like Nephi Jensen (Austin Archer), Mormella (Kelsie Jepsen), Brother Fey (Trent Cox) and MoHanna (Kalyn West). As their political proclivities and sexual identities are uncovered by the reactionary right-wing managers of the COB, they’re systematically banished to “Sub-Level 6” of the building, where they find a thriving underground of good Mormons who also happen to be politically progressive.
Given the hoopla around this year’s presidential election, I expected a heavy dose of Mitt Romney, and while he is present and accounted for (courtesy of Cox, pulling double-duty), the Romney character (described as “a bully, and kind of a creep”) is merely a figurehead of the patriarchal, financially minded Mormon men in the story, especially the comically obnoxious Elder Marriott (Justin Ivie). And Utah’s most relentlessly conservative activist, Gayle Ruzicka, is back in the cartoonish “Godzicka” form of actor Stephen Fehr; I don’t know that she deserved the amount of attention paid by the playwrights, but Fehr is so fun to watch inhabit the little lady that I’m sure it’s hard to resist giving him plenty of scenes to chew through.
Proxy baptisms, the “family-friendly” rules of the new City Creek mall and the Tea Party’s hold over the GOP (“Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends”) are all targeted by Borgenicht and Nevins to fine effect. The cast is a blast; Alexis Bague, Jacob Johnson and Fehr are all familiar favorites, while newbies like West (in a follow-up to her excellent performance as Sally Hemmings in Plan-B’s The Third Crossing) and Lauren Noll (Hester in Plan-B’s The Scarlet Letter) as one of the Skittle Sisters who go from BYU/LDS Business College/Eaglet interns to converted Democrats) fit in nicely with the Saturday’s Voyeur veterans. Jepsen, so memorable as a version of Carl Wimmer last year, is great as Mormella–here’s hoping she stays a fixture of the production for years to come.
There are some weak spots, to be sure. The end, designed to be uplifting, falls a little flat as the cast gathers to sing “Be Free.” The story linking the production numbers isn’t as strong as recent years–perhaps Utah was just a little less crazy culturally and politically this year, leaving Borgenicht and Nevins grasping for script fodder. The opening of City Creek was one of the few hot-button local issues to make its way into the script, but it felt a bit haphazardly jammed in to the story of the COB employees.
Even with its lesser moments, though, Saturday’s Voyeur remains a liberal touchstone for Salt Lake City residents, and the matinee audience I joined was laughing and clapping throughout the show, reveling in the sense of being part of the “other” SLC–something people have doing through Voyeur for decades now.
Saturday’s Voyeur runs at Salt Lake Acting Company through Sept. 2. Visit the SLAC Website for showtimes and ticket info.
PROVO–A perfect summer night. A downtown rooftop full of music lovers. A collection of some of Utah’s best musicians and singers, playing tunes from one of America’s best rock ‘n’ roll songwriters.
Put all those elements together, and you have a near-ideal evening of entertainment courtesy of Provo’s Rooftop Concert Series’ July show, Heartbreakers & American Girls: The Songs of Tom Petty, delivered by a band led by organizer Paul Jacobsen.
Many of the same players and singers delivered the Abbey Road show last year on the downtown parking garage roof in Provo, but this year they decided to loosen the reins and tackle an artist’s work rather than a particular album. That turned out to be a good call, especially considering the breadth of Tom Petty’s catalog. The man has written everything from barn-burning rockers to gentle acoustic strummers over the course of his 40-year career, and the band Friday night touched on virtually all facets of Petty’s sound over the course of nearly two hours.
The show started with some of the permanent fixtures in the band taking turns on lead vocals. Ryan Tanner opened the proceedings with a ramshackle take on “American Girl,” and the band tightened up considerably for the follow-up sung by Jacobsen, “The Waiting.” In fact, by show’s end, that performance early on, with the sun still high and bright, would prove to be one of the highlights of the evening.

Debra Fotheringham singing Tom Petty’s “Room at the Top” Friday night at the Provo Rooftop Concert Series.
After that, Jacobsen welcomed a series of singers to join the musicians on stage, each of them tackling a different tune from the Petty catalog. The Moth and The Flame’s Nat Pyfer tackled “You Don’t Know How It Feels” to great effect. The Devil Whale’s Brinton Jones showed up in full Mad Hatter attire, replicating Petty’s look from the “Don’t Come Around Here No More” video as the band impressively improved upon that song’s very-’80s production on Petty’s Southern Accents album. On Friday, thanks to Jones’ vocal interpretation and the band’s rearrangement, the song was reborn in a wonderful way.
With the rotating cast of singers involved, it’s hard to pick out highlights from the night; there was nary a clunker in the bunch. Sarah Sample was an inspired, and inspiring, choice to do “Wildflowers,” one of Petty’s best late-career tunes. The Neon Trees’ Elaine Bradley and Tyler Glenn covered the Petty/Stevie Nicks duet “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around,” and it was a blast to see them trade verses. Debra Fotheringham’s “Room at the Top” was excellent, undoubtedly introducing one of Petty’s lesser-known songs to the couple thousand people on hand.
The Blue Aces’ Cristal Ramirez took on one of the older Petty songs, “Don’t Do Me Like That,” bringing just the right amount of attitude to the garage-rock tune. Dustin Christensen did a fine turn on “I Won’t Back Down” and Fictionist’s Stuart Maxfield led an energetic version of “Refugee” after one of Jacobsen’s typically funny introductions: “A man who could be Robert Plant if he wasn’t so busy being Roger Waters–Stuart Maxfield!”
A set-closing “Running Down a Dream” and quick encore of “Free Fallin'” that brought all the particpants on stage for a last hurrah finished up a night that was a reminder of just how strong Petty’s songs are, and how well they hold up. And it was yet another reminder of the considerable musical talent we have right here in Utah as well.
In case you haven’t made your way into the latest issue of City Weekly, I did a little story about this week’s Provo Rooftop Concert Series show. Local musician Paul Jacobsen gathered a slew of talented folks from the Utah music scene to tackle some of the gems penned by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers through the years, including many of the same folks he used to recreate The Beatles’ Abbey Road last summer.











